i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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