so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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