I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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