You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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