We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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