i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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