I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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