you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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