oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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