Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
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For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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