Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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