Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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