I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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