i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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