Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We have started to decorate penises.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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