You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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