Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
