Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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