Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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