names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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