So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
dude. I can hear the air.
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