The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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