i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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