I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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