He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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