marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
