is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
They took my balls.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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