Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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