Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
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Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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