Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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