On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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