Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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