She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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