O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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