can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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