I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
This is classic penis vs brain.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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