Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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