I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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