Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
