We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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