went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
If I die, sorry about rent.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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