I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
He felt like a one man threesome
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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