hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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