I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I've blown a few things in my day
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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