i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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