69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Why can't burritos get me drunk
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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