white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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