I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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