the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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