Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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