You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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