I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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