i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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