i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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