I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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